Eating Chili With My Family
The different ways nous pétons
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Over dinner tonight, we were having a rather deep conversation about a certain bodily function. Since we were eating a dish that contained beans.
We all expressed concern that we had to brace ourselves for the coming onslaught of said bodily function. But when I thought about it, it wasn’t necessarily going to be so bad, at least when it came to my husband.
“Yours *sound* really nasty, but a lot of times they don’t actually stink.”
And he said, yes that’s true! But he did say that with regard to me and our daughter, we are the masters of the “silent but deadly.”
So that left only our son’s manner of… breaking wind. Here’s what I had to say on that:
“His are so cute, they’re like a little ‘boop!’ AND they don’t smell at all. THEY ARE PERFECT.”
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This just proves that women are powerful on so. many. levels....even basement areas :) You mess with a woman after chili, you get more than the horns (and you deserve it!) :)